Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
*takes the SAT and doesn’t know any of the answers so just fills in the bubbles that correspond with all the chords from Through The Fire And Flames on Expert*
…I wonder if that ever worked out?
if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:
- torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
- wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
- cutting your hair
- and working on Sundays
are all listed as abominations in the bible as well
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
Anonymous said: Can you please stop tagging things 'transparent'? It has trans in it and it's really offensive.
don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense