Travels Through The Interwebs

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

xmayb:

(Source: petewentzemolobster)

Via Angels, Jazz and Cheesecake


  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal
Via Hello, sweetie.

Favorite Title Sequences | Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)


Via réveillé mon âme

  • me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs
Via still, i'm gonna miss you.


STOP FLIRTING WITH THE PERSON I LIKE, ARE YOU FUCKING BRAIN DEAD?

thissnigguh:

Via crude humor

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

(Source: lookingforcastiel)

Via borntofadeaway
  • friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped
Via Angels, Jazz and Cheesecake


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