how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
i get these kind of thoughts when im high
okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade
why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.
This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj
wow this analysis is so good
this also makes the parallel between drake and shinji actually have substance when you think about it
I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god